It’s National Divorce Week! Olivia Wilde (above) & Ashlee Simpson are both about to be single! Line up, guys! [contact music] Lady Gaga’s new single came out and it’s… um… interesting. [dlisted] NSFW Kelly Brooke pictures? PLEASE, SIR, CAN I HAVE SOME MORE? [the blemish] Charlie Sheen is giving advice now, so that’s […]
Let’s just get this straight really quick: I am not an embittered, angry old maid who hates marriage because she believes she will never get married because no man will ever put up with her cats in scarves addiction, okay? I just think that business of marriage (not unlike the business of Christmas, the business […]
Do YOU have a problem with porn? Watch it morning, noon, and night? Have problems sleeping because you’re thinking about the next weird fetish you could type into your search bar? Do your friends and family constantly find used tissues and haphazard bottles of lotion around your desk or laptop? WELL WE HAVE A SOLUTION […]
When you think of Hollywood couples that you’d want to smell like, what’s the first though that comes into your head? David and Victoria Beckham are the leaders of this movement with their line of high end men and women’s scents, for example. Or maybe you’d want to smell like Brad and Angelina for an […]
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As I get older I’ve found that very few holidays still excite me. Christmas, which used to be the highest happiness peak of the entire YEAR, is now just a time to stress out and worry about how much money you’re going to have to spend on everyone in your family so as […]
You know, there has been some weeeeird sh*t on the internet this week. Cringe-worthy and disgusting (this woman who eats her own poop) to mind-bendingly scary (Bristol Palin saying she could run for office someday), you all should be thanking me for not forcing you to experience it even though I watched it just for […]
A few weeks ago, if you’ll recall, we at BCU nitpicked a bit at a poll held by Wet Lubricants, a company that called itself the #1 best selling intimacy product company around, which we scoffed at rudely. I don’t know what was wrong with us that day. Were we in bad moods? Maybe. Hungover? […]
There are certain things in life that just… confuse me. I become torn between two conflicting emotions and don’t know where to turn. It’s like when both Intervention and Jersey Shore are on. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO WATCH? They are both disturbing displays of human degradation and decay that inevitably features a fist fight! […]
I should probably re-title this “Mark Sanchez Slept With a 17-year-old, But It’s Legal in New York So That’s Okay, I Guess, Except She’s in High School Which is Weird, But Really the 17-Year-Old is Kind of the Villain in this Story.” That’s the whole story, summed up in one sentence. According to a report […]
