As a young girl, I was never really intrigued by the whole wrestling phenomenon. Sure, I grew up in an area where everyone owned at least two ATVs and considered Dan Marino jerseys “dress up clothes,” but somehow I managed to escape the wrestling obsession that many of my fellow white-trash peers shared. Every once […]
See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor. In this hilarious College Humor short, we get a glimpse at our future. It begins innocently enough with a guy and a girl checking into the same location at the same time, but imagine if THIS was the case. How many frat brothers will have to […]
This is my favorite post of this week, where we at BCU impart to you, the readers, some great tips on how to throw a totally awesome Super Bowl party. With it being Thursday, you’ll need to get a start tonight, because the grocery store on Sunday morning is going to be a cluster f*** […]
Poor, poor local newscasters. They work so hard to get where they are, struggling through school and tests and starting at the bottom of the totem pole, just for the opportunity to SOMEDAY, just maybe, ONE DAY, have a hostage situation at a bank in their town. And all the have to do is make […]
It should be noted that the kind folks over at Wet Lubricants have graciously sent me some some samples after I wrote a rather scathing review of a survey they did, to which I say, thank you, and I (un)officially endorse WET LUBRICANTS as the lube BRAND OF CHOICE of BootyCallU because STRAWBERRY FLAVORED?! ARE […]
Some people work in oils, water colors, or granite. Those guys are big pu***s. The real artists of our age work in tiny Vienna Sausages and guacamole. That’s right, our Countdown to the Superbowl Day 5 post is an ode to the most masterful of football foods: the SNACK-ADIUM. There are many types of Snackadiums, […]
It seems as though companies these days get as much fame (if not more) for the ads that don’t make it to the Super Bowl lineup! Take for example GoDaddy, who every year convinces us that they’re going to have another “too sexy for TV ad”, but then it is almost always that chubby little […]
Now that we’ve gone over the potentially disastrous parts of this weekends testosterone-fest, let’s lighten the mood with a pleasant look at the top 5 super bad-ass, TOTALLY UNBEATABLE parts of Super Bowl weekend. 1) The Great Bar Vs Barbeque Party War Every year, my group of friends debates for a solid month […]
If you’re anything like us (and you must be if you’re reading this!) then my GOD are you tired of Valentine’s Day. I can’t walk into CVS for my handle of cheap vodka a birthday card for my grandma without getting bombarded with reminders that its the season of gaudy white teddy bears and disgusting […]
Oh, boys. Boys boys boys. You are so SILLY sometimes. Take for example when you cry over sports teams losing, or when you and your friends have balls-punching matches and then get mad when your balls get punched. Sometimes we women look at you and all we see is a slightly retarded dog dressed up […]
