Poor, poor local newscasters. They work so hard to get where they are, struggling through school and tests and starting at the bottom of the totem pole, just for the opportunity to SOMEDAY, just maybe, ONE DAY, have a hostage situation at a bank in their town. And all the have to do is make […]
It should be noted that the kind folks over at Wet Lubricants have graciously sent me some some samples after I wrote a rather scathing review of a survey they did, to which I say, thank you, and I (un)officially endorse WET LUBRICANTS as the lube BRAND OF CHOICE of BootyCallU because STRAWBERRY FLAVORED?! ARE […]
Some people work in oils, water colors, or granite. Those guys are big pu***s. The real artists of our age work in tiny Vienna Sausages and guacamole. That’s right, our Countdown to the Superbowl Day 5 post is an ode to the most masterful of football foods: the SNACK-ADIUM. There are many types of Snackadiums, […]
It seems as though companies these days get as much fame (if not more) for the ads that don’t make it to the Super Bowl lineup! Take for example GoDaddy, who every year convinces us that they’re going to have another “too sexy for TV ad”, but then it is almost always that chubby little […]
Now that we’ve gone over the potentially disastrous parts of this weekends testosterone-fest, let’s lighten the mood with a pleasant look at the top 5 super bad-ass, TOTALLY UNBEATABLE parts of Super Bowl weekend. 1) The Great Bar Vs Barbeque Party War Every year, my group of friends debates for a solid month […]
If you’re anything like us (and you must be if you’re reading this!) then my GOD are you tired of Valentine’s Day. I can’t walk into CVS for my handle of cheap vodka a birthday card for my grandma without getting bombarded with reminders that its the season of gaudy white teddy bears and disgusting […]
Oh, boys. Boys boys boys. You are so SILLY sometimes. Take for example when you cry over sports teams losing, or when you and your friends have balls-punching matches and then get mad when your balls get punched. Sometimes we women look at you and all we see is a slightly retarded dog dressed up […]
As always, our friends overseas have to remind us how much more awesome and liberal they are. What with their lower drinking age and acceptance of poor mouth hygiene, it’s no surprise that their Valentine’s Day commercials would be way hotter than our stupid engagement ring ads. Take, for example, this gem for Ann Summers […]
Green Bay Packers. Pittsburgh Steelers. Two teams from two cities that I neither know nor care ANYTHING about. Actually no – I think one of them likes cheese or something? Maybe? Either way, the Super Bowl is this weekend, and despite it having not one team that I am even vaguely interested in, we […]
Guess what’s BACK, everyone! It’s Obviously Obvious News, straight from channel obvious in Obviousville! According to a very scientific and most likely extremely expensive study, two researchers from Indiana University learned that when men are explained something by a hot girl, they don’t remember it as well. After having men watch a sexualized news anchor […]
