Winter is back in San Diego and it’s like 65 outside so basically freezing so I’m not going to brag this week about living in San Diego. Because it’s freezing? Is it freezing where you live too? I bet it is. I bet it’s like, 65 degrees out, and freezing. Right? Right Chicago? Like 65 […]
TGIF, STUDENTS! Today, we’re gonna take it easy with a class video about the #1 “Thing You Don’t Need” of 2010. This year in TYDN 101 we learned a lot about unnecessary creations that somehow hit the market, with such travesties as naked cross-stitch pillows to pills that make your poop glittery to drive-through sex […]
It is interesting to me, that at the ripe old age of twenty-something-something (don’tworryaboutit), men my age seem to still be mentally incapable of finding a solid middle ground in the world of flirting. Some go the awkward no eye contact half-smile “hello,” and others tend towards borderline-sexual assault in public. EITHER WAY, this absolute […]
You know what they say, Never sit too close to a candle when in a hot tub for no other reason than to serve as eye candy at the CD release party for a only slightly talented egomaniac! How did she forget that classic adage? And also, OH SH*T, OH SH*T! DIDDY YOU ARE SUCH […]
And they do it REALLY, REALLY WELL. NSFW INSIDE: Check out the rest of the photoshoot over at BUZZFEED.
While riding the elevator down from the 9th BCU offices last night, a news snippet flashed on the elevator television caught my eye that said, “NFL considering adding music to games.” I could have sworn it was a joke. I mean, it had to be, right? That’s just a silly quip thrown in the news […]
Paris in the fall… so romantic, so beautiful, so aerial view of a penis drawn in the snow from the Eiffel tower. What a lovely way to wake up on a Wednesday morning, right? Happy hump day, readers!
Gregg DeGuire/WireImage.com, Jim Spellman/WireImage.com The joy and romance of a new marriage. Everyone enters it and spends the next few months being like, MARRIAGE this and MARRIAGE that and blah blah you should get married you have no idea what love is, and then POOF they hate each other. It’s like there comes a point […]
dilligaf-rants.blogspot.com I’m sorry, let me rephrase that. A FORTY-SEVEN YEAR OLD man castrates his SEVENTEEN YEAR OLD daughter’s FIFTY-SEVEN YEAR OLD boyfriend. So many different types of sevens that shouldn’t be in the same sentence together, but it’s true: In Germany (of course Germany) recently, Helmut Seifert received an anonymous phone call that his teen […]
Queen Oprah is in Australia this week, filming shows directly from the Sydney Opera House. So of course, she rounded up like, EVERY Australian celebrity that exists and corralled them onto her show: Keith Urban, Nicole Kidman, Olivia Newton-John, Terri Irwin and Russell Crowe were up on stage at various times with her highness, and […]
