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Victoria’s Secret Has a $2 Million Bra
In honor of the unfairly sexy Adriana Lima and the premiere of Victoria’s Secret’s 2 million dollar “Bombshell Fantasy” bra, BCU has decided to share with you the 5 things you could do with the same amount of money. Because not only do we love insanely unnecessary displays of wealth, but also making you feel […]
Things You Don’t Need: The Situation’s New Book
Two very special things are happening on the first Tuesday of November: one is an important event which solidifies our nation as a country that accepts free speech, the freedom to choose, and the ability to elect borderline psychotic human beings as leaders and role-models, and the other is Election Day (HA! See what I […]
Fan Tried To Kill A-Rod To Woo Cameron Diaz
I’ve been looking to find something, ANYTHING, about the ALCS playoff games that is even vaguely interesting to write about, but unfortunately, the fact of the matter is that un til the World Series, baseball is just straight bo-ring. Until today, that is, when like a gift from the heavens I received word that some […]
Pornkins – Yes, they Exist.
Pumpkins are sooo boring. Just because some people are able to turn them into 1970s era remarkable works of art, for the most part they are dumb and messy and they get all rotten by Thanksgiving and sometimes little teenage bastards take them off your porch and throw them in the street because they’re getting […]
This Sandwich Will Kill You
Never mind that it’s almost Halloween and you may or may not be squeezing into some skin-tight, sausage casing of a costume, or that this year, you’re really trying to keep off any winter weight, OR that too much greasy food makes your T-zone break out – you shouldn’t eat The Fat Sandwich (from the […]
Things You Don’t Need: This Jizz Necklace
Because nothing says I love you like a $400, sterling silver recreation of a pool of your semen attached to a chain that she can wear around her neck all the time, right? RIGHT? Misguidedly purchase this jizz necklace at LeahPiepgras.com, or don’t, because EW.
Worst Sign Order EVER.
Someone on Reddit.com spotted this, um, unfortunately placed signage in front of a mall in Midtowne, South Carolina, and brought it to all of our attentions. I hope they rearrange those signs soon. Although I guess Kohl’s Dick’s Staples isn’t all that much better…
The Rent is 2 Damn High Party
There are a lot of interesting gubernatorial candidates up for election this November. Mostly on the east coast (the West is less interesting, more corrupt. BORING). You’ve got the masturbation hating witch, Christine O’Donnell, the “gays all wear Speedos and fondle each other” Carl Palladino, and now, the most genius one yet, a Mr. Jimmy […]
How to Slam Your Ex On National Television
When I think of CSPAN, I usually think of the channel that I speed by to get to normal entertaining television, or the channel that I put on when I’m suffering from insomnia because it works better than any prescription medication at putting you to sleep. What I don’t think of is a daytime soap […]