It’s been almost a week since our most recent naked celebrity scandal (I don’t know if you remember, but it was a certain elderly gentleman and his Vienna sausage) and I was starting to worry. What if I never got to see some celebrities’ junk that I never wanted to see in the first place […]
Don’t worry, you didn’t take too many Gummi vitamins this morning – it’s true: rapper T.I. (the same one who was released from a 7 month incarceration only to be arrested within a month for possession of ecstasy and codeine) is apparently now a LIFE-SAVING HERO. According to reports, when the rapper heard that a […]
Reason #8,720 to not get married: it doesn’t matter many hours you spend in a nightly prayer circle asking God to save your beloved coal miner husband whose been stuck a million feet underground for over two months because you love him with all your heart, if you ain’t passing out enough BJs he’s totally […]
It’s the last couple weeks before Halloween and lots of Americans are starting the slim down process for what is generally considered in this great nation to be the Holiday of Unadulterated Exposed Flesh. All standards of public decency go out the window and no one is allowed to judge you for looking like you’re […]
We’ve seen some pretty awesome Avatar costumes for Halloween this year that rival the actual CGI characters in the movie. There are movie SFX quality prosthetics and body painters out there that will make you more Na’vi than Jake Sully ever was. This costume, on the other hand, has a couple problems: 1) Are those […]
This weekend was a rough one for Chargers fans. They played the Oakland Raiders (who, mind you, we have beat THIRTEEN TIMES IN A ROW before this weekend and who, for all intents and purposes, are the WORST) and lost. LOST. All around San Diego grown men could be seen, curled up in the fetal […]
OkCupid has a great blog that consistently creates engaging statistic-based posts, analyzing online dating trends and profile performance, as well as sharing general info about the current state of the masses (i.e. their user base). The statistics are usually funny, interesting, and sometimes shocking. This one, on the other hand, is just embarrassing. According to […]
“Aw, there’s nothing wrong with that, she likes an animal most people consider to be filthy, disease spreading monsters. Nothing wrong with that. It’s endearing.” – You “I quit the internet.” – You, a minute later.
With Halloween approaching, we know there are a lot of choices one should consider before officially deciding on a costume. Will it be serious or funny? Sexy or silly? A poignant portrayal of the very first African American president who, whether you agree with his platforms or not, can only be considered one of the […]
Brett Favre is many things: a Minnesota Vikings quarterback, a 1990s era jeans spokesman, a person who doesn’t understand the meaning of the word “retirement.” And now we have another title to add to the list: a woefully unrequited sexter. That’s right, everyone! The rumored photos of the 97 year old quarterback’s junk that he […]
