University Of Michigan’s Masturbation Policy
And, college students wonder why tuition keeps increasing? “semen related costs” can get hefty, kids! Take care of your business in your own rooms. Is that too much to ask?
How To Have A Booty Call In A Car
One of the best things about a booty call is picking new and exciting places to hook up. At OBC, we know that the backseat of a car is a tried and true venue for hooking up. But what is the proper etiquette and procedure? Well, now you know, and knowing is half the battle! […]
Nope, It’s Soap
Imagine washing your face with a bar of soap that looks like that! To top it off, the deceptive looking soap comes with a delicious cappuccino scent. Just hope that some prankster doesn’t replace your bar of soap for the real thing.
Best Reason To Lose Weight
Peruvian police arrested a couple of suspects this weekend in the illegal trafficking of… get this… human fat. GROSS! Four men are accused of “harvesting human fat with intent to sell for use in cosmetics.” The crazy part is they were expecting to sell the stolen goods in the black market for nearly $60,000 a gallon. Best reason to […]
Crazy Martial Arts Training
And, to think, I thought I was so cool for earning a yellow belt. These Palestinian kids, at the Red Dragon martial arts club in Gaza, walk on knives, practice on nails, and do exercizes on broken glass. I don’t think I’d wanna meet that 10-year-old in a dark alley! Full article at Upi.com
Viper ACR Breaks Track Record
Check out this clip of the new 2010 Dodge Viper ACR breaking the track record at Laguna Seca in Monterey, California. After six laps at breakneck speeds, driver Chris Winkler broke the production car track record with an unheard of 1:33.915 on lap seven! INSANE.
Man Discovers Charles Manson is Real Dad
It’s gotta be a crappy day for 41 year old Matthew Roberts, who discovered recently on his hunt for his birth parents that his real father is infamous serial murderer and cult leader Charles Manson. News.com.au reported that even though his adoptive parents warned him against it, Roberts hired an attorney to seek out his […]
eHarmony’s Shady Marketing Practices
Keeping up with BCU’s reputation for investigative journalism of the highest caliber, it has been brought to our attention that some online companies have been utilizing some less than honest business practices. Techcrunch.com recently released a list of companies that have been found to use post transaction marketing schemes to scam customers. We were shocked […]
UCLA Nearly Riot Over 32% Tuition Increase
Students at UCLA went postal after it was announced that College fees would be increased by a whopping 32%. According to USnews.com, angry students completely occupied a campus building on protest. 14 students have reportedly been arrested while reports of students being tazered by riot police have been pouring in. The financial troubles of the […]
5 Things To Do With 1 Million Dollars
5. A Shiny New Sports-Car Everybody loves a fancy, schmancy sports car. Who wouldn’t want a new Lamborghini or Maserati. These cars will run you up to $300, 000. With a million dollars in your pocket, you could buy 3 of them and switch them out depending on your mood. Hope you save some money […]