We’ve all been in relationships that just don’t work out. Where you’re in the middle of your fourth fight in a week and you can’t determine whether or not you are more angry or more exhausted, where you’ve been repeating the same arguments over and over to no avail, and all of a sudden, you […]
Real quick – is there a reason why everywhere I try and type “women’s” it says it’s a typo? I mean, that’s not wrong, is it? Women’s soccer, that’s what it’s called, right? And women’s clothing and women’s basketball? These things are all “women’s,” right? Whatever, sexist internet. OH WTF, apparently “vaginas” isn’t correct, EITHER?! […]
There are a lot of YouTube comments on this video with typical misogynistic jokes like “that’s why there aren’t bikes in the kitchen” and “right to the baby-maker,” and whatnot, But you know what, you gotta give this chick credit. She was probably just trying to show that girls can be just as daring as […]
I know what you’re thinking. “Duh, ALL WEDDING VIDEOS are embarrassing.” I know. All wedding videos are inherently embarrassing because everything about a wedding is weird and archaic and kid of silly. However, most videos are taking by like, your uncle who teaches an AV class at a high school so the video quality is […]
Now this is the kind of abuse we like from women! According to a reports, a Russian hairdresser was working in her salon when a man entered the front door, intending to rob the place. Unbeknownst to him, the thin blonde hairdresser also had a black belt in karate, so things did NOT go his […]
Gentleman, brace your junk – according to a report by Reuters, a California woman has been accused of drugging her estranged husband, chopping off his penis, and sticking it in the garbage disposal. Catherine Kieu Becker, 48, then called 911, and told police her husband “deserved it.” According to Becker’s husband, he went to lay […]
I didn’t really understand the whole planking fad, even when it was brand new. I felt like an elderly person watching young kids at a rap show. “What are all these gol’ durn youngins doin’ with yer pants down too low and yer myoo-zac too loud!” Except in this case I’m a twentysomething thinking “ew […]
According to Rolling Stone, R&B singer and alleged-minor-rapist (and urinator) R. Kelly may lose his home, as JP Morgan Chase has filed a foreclosure action against his Chicago mansion, claiming he hasn’t made a payment since last June. The suit states that the current principal balance on his loan is more than $2.9 million, not […]
Sweet mother of Kobayashi, how did I miss this yesterday?!? I’m sorry you guys, I will give myself 48 lashes to the back tonight to repent for the 48 hours of ignorance I had to this very important story. SCIENTISTS FIGURED OUT THE POINT OF SEX, EVERYONE! Finally!!! According to Gawker, scientists have long wondered […]
The idea of “fails” is still hilarious to me. I know that yelling “FAIL” in someone’s face when they mess up isn’t just unfunny, it’s rude, but something about pointing out peoples’ mistakes in a loud, monosyllabic way is just gut-busting to me. And the BEST thing about fails is that they are always inherently […]
