Whenever I think of Paris (as a person who has never been there, obviously), I assume that everyone there is light complected, with dark hair, wearing a stripey black and white shirt, eating croissants, smoking cigarettes, and drinking, um, tea? and being all rude and snooty. I don’t know. All I know is that as […]
There were a lot of mixed opinions about yesterdays game between the do-no-wrong Lakers and the Dallas Mavericks. Lakers fans were crushed at the poor performance of a team that looked like they KNEW they were going to lose, and just about everyone else in the nation laughed maniacally at the unraveling of what used […]
Alright, alright. College Humor did it again. I said they were hit or miss, and just to mess with me they’ve been hitting all over the place. Take this video, for example. In this uncomfortably accurate Space Jam parody, those of us who loved the original (shout out to my 90s kids, what what?) get […]
Osama bin Laden is dead and celebs have a lot to Tweet about it! [Buzzfeed] Andy Dick, still living up to his name? NO WAY. [Dlisted] Will Ferrell does us all a favor and cut Conan’s beard. It is awesome. [Popeater] You all can go ahead and pull the assassination order – Kid Rock says […]
This weekend is set to be quite a doozy. On one hand, yesterday was Cinco De Mayo, and people are probably still celebrating. On the other hand, we caught and maybe murdered Osama bin Laden, so… USA! USA! So, what is a patriotic American who loves burritos to do? Obviously have a MexicUSA weekend! This […]
Now that someone has been RUN OVER in the midst of a public brawl, I’d like to hope that firework of a trend has officially died away. And luckily, I think it can now, with the appearance of a new style – storing things in your vagina. We always knew that ladies and gents were […]
Forget company acquisition or stocks going public; this is literally the greatest press release to ever hit the news wires. According to FilmDrunk, Sabrina Deep (definitely her real name) has announced she’s embarking on a worldwide tour- not your average singing or autograph signing tour though – it’s called the World Bukkake Tour, and it’s […]
In the last few days, the fog of Obama hate that seems to have been surrounding this nation in the past few months has really started to clear. From his awesome speech at the White House Correspondence Dinner to his release of his birth certificate to that one other thing he did that I can’t […]
It is considered a ‘fetish’ if you find something about a person’s ideals sexy? Like, say, if you were SUPER into Sarah Palin’s desire to drill for oil. Or… if you were really turned on by Suze Orman’s creepy-jacketed investment knowledge? Is that a thing? How about if I am now oddly aroused by both […]
Annnnnd we’re back with this week’s dumb criminal off, which pits a nutjob and his bath salts against a dummy and his beer! If you’re like me, you keep up to date on your White-Trash Drug of the Week, but if not here’s what you missed: “Bath Salts” are the street name for a substance […]
