With the many arguments we’ve made against marriage; from the insane cost of divorce to the cases of it making people turn completely batsh** insane (like say, biting off your husbands balls or driving around with your wife on the hood of your car), we would like to think that perhaps we have helped young […]
Sometimes I think that maybe, just maybe, I am being a little hard on marriage. I mean, I have never been married, who am I to judge? Some great things came out of people getting married. For example, Marie and Pierre Curie, the French scientists to whom we owe much of our knowledge about radioactivity. […]
Oh, nope. Never mind. Fox News is just run by racist idiots. Got it.
Antoine Dodson got arrested for marijuana possession,disproving my theory that he is the Second Coming of Christ. [Dlisted] Megan Fox might be finally removing that godawful tattoo. Hooray! [Gawker] Flavor Flav cares about sanitary restaurant conditions, which you wouldn’t expect based on what he’s put his mouth on. [TheSuperficial] Not only is Will.i.am a person […]
So, earlier this week a massive army of tornadoes ripped through the Midwest, killing of hundreds of people and displacing thousands more. So, in the past year we’ve dealt with a incredible earthquakes, tsunamis, dead birds falling from the sky, hurricanes, Donald Trump running for president, and online poker getting shut down. […]
Just kidding, here’s Kate Middleton in a bikini, though. Just remember, you too can be a awkward-looking, shy, balding nerd and marry a bangin’ hot broad with a fantastic body. All you have to do is be the F***ING FUTURE KING OF ENGLAND.
We’ve all known that “sex sells” since they made Barbie and Ken anatomically correct dolls that you could get naked. However, in the recent years, they’ve taken that phrase and, well, “blown it out of proportion” would be a kind way to put it. With sexed up commercials for everything from cars to cologne to […]
When we hear criticism about OBC, it’s usually people saying things like “you’re selling a bunch of meaningless one night stands,” and it’s then when we just roll our eyes and don’t put up a fight, because anyone who would say that obviously just doesn’t get it. If we were selling one-night stands, wouldn’t we […]
OH YOU GUYS! Football! It IS still happening this year! HOORAYYYY! I had heard that there wasn’t going to be a season due to some, er… “budget disputes” (aka pointless arguments between a bunch of people who already make way too much money), but apparently everyone is going to angrily accept their 40 million dollars […]
There are many dumb people in the world. They walk the streets among us every day, some handing you your change at retail stores, and some who govern a large portion of the nation. Whether or not you know they are dumb is really left up to chance, like for example when the cashier hands […]
