I guess this guy is right… someone who has been incarcerated would probably know a lot about working out with minimal equipment. And yeah, men who live in, as he calls it, “the ghetto,” are probably more likely to have been incarcerated at some point in their life due to the unfortunate combination of lack […]
How are you feeling today? Did you have a rough weekend? Bracket totally busted perhaps? It’s pretty likely, the leader in ours is a 65 year old woman (DAMN YOU, RUTH!). Needless to say, March Madness is in full swing and at any given time in the day there could be a game going that […]
Kate Middleton, future Queen of England, has the most awesome bikini bod you’ll see all day [RadarOnline] Kesha drank blood at one of her concerts… [TheBlemish] …but that still managed to be hotter than her in a bikini [TheSuperficial] One of Charlie Sheen’s ‘goddesses’ tried to commit suicide… [TMZ] …but that’s still less pathetic than […]
Hey, how was your St. Patrick’s Day? Are you feeling as awesome as I am because I feel like a tiny leprechaun is jack-hammering my brain. However, that doesn’t change the fact that I learned some unsettling information: there is a cloud of radiation headed towards the United States. Luckily, it’s Friday, so we can […]
As if my stomach didn’t already hate me for the treachery I put it through last night, I had to see this video, wherein one lunatic breaks the world record for highest dive into a shallow pool. I thought I might be able to hold all this green beer and cabbage down, but with how […]
File this under G for GOOD GOD THIS IS THE MOST DISGUSTING THING EVER. A woman in Sweden found a condom, a condom wrapper, and a plastic ring in the bottom of a carton of filmjölk, a sour-tasting fermented milk product popular in Sweden. FIRST OF ALL, let’s talk about this “sour-tasting fermented milk product” […]
Oh, GREAT. Our Facebook addictions might be even worse than I thought – it could be ruining our sex drives. According to a recent article in the Observer, young partiers in New York City are tending to care more about social networking during their high-profile nights out than having sex! The author tells a story […]
Bars are opening across the country and many restrictions are being dropped — and it just so happens to be the holiday that most inspires people to get complete hammered drunk. What could go wrong? If you’re a single dude looking to go out and enjoy some drinks to celebrate this Irish holiday – let […]
On one hand, you’ve got to give this guy some credit for having the balls to upload this to the perpetually judgmental and evil internet, and for having the ability to laugh at himself, and for paving the way for our own generation of pajama’d performers like Timmy and his Lady Gaga covers. On the […]
I frequently try and scour my memory to remember what life was like before the internet, before cell phones and text messaging and dating sites and Facebook. It’s basically impossible. It’s like trying to remember being born. However, I can occasionally take the time to remind myself how flat-out CRAZY some people on the internet […]
