I am a paranoid person. Well, not so much paranoid but terrified of everything. If this happened to me in the middle of my personal Mecca (Super Target [they just put one in my town, HAVE YOU SEEN THEM? OMG.]), I would probably lose my mind, hole up in my room with the doors locked […]
Andy Dick, at birth, was graced with the world’s most appropriate name. It’s like if I were born with the last name “Extra-Sharp Cheddar” or something. His last name encompasses his personality, the thing he most uses to make decisions, and the shape of his head. And every time you think that maybe, […]
Coming to you straight from the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, NV, this is “Things You Don’t Need.” EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW The End.
Good news for those of us who love a roll in the hay and would rather not SHOVE NEEDLES FULL OF POISON INTO OUR HEADS: according to reports, sex is better than Botox for looking and feeling young! Here are some highlights from the report by noted medical correspondent Dr. Sanjay Gupta: “A long-term study […]
Oh look, we’re all still alive. That’s great. The world didn’t blow up yet and animals have stopped Heaven’s Gate-ing themselves so I suppose it’s safe to say that maybe, just MAYBE we’re going to make it to 2012. That being said, this week is going to be GREAT. It’s a three day weekend coming […]
The People’s Choice [aka Probably Won’t Win Any Other] Awards were this week, and people Tweeted the sh*t out of it [MTV.com] Jaime Pressly got a DUI. More importantly, Jamie Pressly got a DUI with over a .15 BAC. YOINKS. [Celebslam] Sobe’s new body painted lady is Jessica Szohr and she’s making me feel bad […]
Someone in the BCU offices is trying to convince me, as I type, that the mass suicide of avian and water creatures in the past week is not some work of Mother Nature, attempting to frighten us into packing our bags and moving to Mars, and is instead just a fluke. Luckily, I […]
This is a classic Battle of the Sexes conundrum. Not unlike who has the worst lot in life, or who is more athletically inclined, or which sex is more inherently disgusting. The following two videos detail two feats of human non-skill: luck, and craziness. The first, featuring what looks like a high school basketball team, […]
Having just finished the biopic Notorious a couple days ago, I realized that I never really took that big of an interest in the whole Biggie Smalls/Tupac Shakur murder saga that overwhelmed the 90s. It could be because I spent most of that decade under the age of ten and was too busy making […]
Above are two trailers. They both feature EXTREMELY attractive leads, the ladies in each of whom starred in Darren Aronovsky’s “Black Swan.” Of the males, one parodied the other on SNL. Both films discuss the conundrum of relationships based around sex and the very real possibility that emotions and feelings can either flourish or be […]
