You’ve gotta give props to rapper TI’s wife “Tiny.” According to reports, while visiting her husband in prison (you’ll recall the two got pulled over with a few controlled substances including several cups of “sizz-urp” a few months back), Tiny decided to go above and beyond the call of duty during a visitation by accompanying […]
I’m sure Stephanie Abrams is a great “meteorologist,” or whatever title it is that ladies with nice chests (and old dudes with weird catchphrases) call themselves when they talk about the weather at 6 AM. However, she’s not doing the greatest job convincing me that they didn’t just scoop her away from her lunch shift […]
I don’t know if you’ve been reading the newspaper/staring blankly at the morning news because you don’t have a job, but you might have noticed that some strange things have been happening since the clock turned midnight on New Years Eve. Many people are looking to divine sources for reasoning, others are claiming it’s just […]
First (and I mean first. Like LITERALLY ANCIENT) came the Kama Sutra. Then came the elusive Snuggie Sutra. And now, fresh off the 2010 holiday season, we bring you the most festive of sutras: The Cookie Sutra. According to its tagline, “Where imaginations are fertile, love will never grow sale, nor crumble,” which is cute, […]
Someone needs to scoop this guy up and replace Gina the Latina on San Diego’s 93.3. That woman sounds like she not only dropped out of school after the 6th grade, but also spent those 7 years in school behind the bathrooms smoking pot. And no, that’s not racism. As a part-Latina I spend most […]
I am a sucker for a deal, which is why I am not allowed at Costco. “17 POUNDS OF CHEESE FOR ONLY 10 BUCKS?” “Why would you ever need that much cheese?” “BECAUSE TEN BUCKS.” So I can see how some of our more, howshallIsay, “midwestern” friends who were looking to get married (barf barf) […]
We all have goals in life. Some people want to go to the moon, or play in the NFL, or be the President. Others are a little less ambitious (buy a car made in this century [that’s mine!]), and some are more offbeat (I have a friend to wants to try every cheese in the […]
It’s been a long time since high school, and by association my last discrete car hookup, but we all have to reminisce occasionally about how exciting and dangerous it felt gettin’ down in the back of your date’s Geo Metro (or whatever your first car was) a few blocks away from your parents’ house. Luckily, […]
We’re about to jet off from the offices for a weekend of debauchery, but we’d like to wish all the readers a VERY happy and SAFE New Year. May 2011 blow 2010 right outta the water!
2010 was quite a year, wasn’t it? From the oil spill to the Haitian earthquake to the Chilean miner rescue and the end of combat operations in Iraq, there have been both negative and positive monumental events that have gone down in the past 360ish days. Also, there have been some absolutely STELLAR memes created, […]
