IMPORTANT NEWS FLASH: Miley Cyrus is an 18 year old [TMZ] Justin Bieber teaches Barbara Walters how to Dougie, I think [Jezebel] Taylor Momsen thinks young girls should masturbate more so that’s nice [The Superficial] Nude pics of Christina Aguilara were somehow not as exciting as you might have thought [theBlemish] Cher doesn’t care […]
It’s slated to be an unheard of 75 to 80 degrees this weekend in San Diego. It’s slated to be an unheard of 75 to 80 degrees this weekend in San Diego. Yeah, just thought you might want to read that again to remind yourself that we at BCU kiiiiind of […]
Let’s be honest. The holidays can be stressful. Spending them with uptight family members, with your mom on too much Xanax and your dad drunkenly shouting at your liberal cousin about Obama, can turn what is meant to be a happy time into a “drink until you pass out” time. Sometimes I imagine what it […]
Take note, American government. Instead of continuing the tax breaks for the top 2% of Americans (who, let’s be honest, are all pretty much a**holes), we should take a page out of a German city’s book and start taxing prostitution. According to Reuters, Dortmund, Germany is now enacting a “pleasure tax,” which requires prostitutes in […]
she seriously is starting to resemble her South Park character, huh? I am the first person to admit that I watch crappy television. I love The Real Househags of New AnyCity, I love the gay version of The Real Housewives (The A-List), I love anything on E! and even occasionally leave the channel on a […]
Are you getting tired of the same old dance moves at the clubs? Wish you could bring some fresh new style to the dance floor? Do you want to inspire people to stop following the status quo and think outside the box? And most importantly, are you an unquestionably socially inept adult who has no […]
How sad is it to think that just a few short years ago, this glorious display would have happened and disappeared in just a few short seconds and we would have never seen nor heard anything about it again? We’d have gone about our day completely oblivious to the fact that Donald Trump’s hair tried […]
Ah, Christmas. The joy, the tradition, the cheer, and the 38,446th reason to stay single. The lovely Karen Lueders of Winsonsin (shown in the mug shot above) must not have been feeling the love of the holiday season Monday night, when she was arrested for allegedly biting off her husband’s tongue and injuring his junk […]
Tommy Lee and his infamous ex-wife Pamela Anderson are both pretty die-hard advocates for the animal rights group PETA, so it wasn’t surprising to find out that he was pushing for the release of Tilikum, an orca whale that has killed three people in his time at Sea World. He expressed his disgust at the […]
There are many, many things I would do for $5,000. Some of which are potentially illegal and would reflect poorly upon me as a person but oh well cause FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS. This winter, we’re excited to announce that we’re straight up GIVING AWAY $5,000 in prizes to the people who can make the most […]
