It seems like just yesterday that LeBron James was holding his own hour-long press conference, and Cleveland folk were sobbing and pleading for him to stay while New York citizens offered up free blow jobs for life if he joined the Knicks and Miami was like, “we got Bosh and Wade, so, […]
There are several amazing, incredible, awesome, wonderful things about this Friday. For one — it’s Friday. IT’S FRIDAY! For two, this guy in Kentucky tried to unreasonably inflate the price of this riding mower to his friend so his friend cut off his beard and forced him to eat it. THANKS, MSNBC, FOR MAKING […]
After all the creepy drive-through sex shops and dudes with their oral sex requests all over the place, I feel like we could all use a little mind rinse with the sexiest women in fashion: that’s right: THE VICTORIA’S SECRET FASHION SHOOOOOW. The actual prime time event isn’t premiering until the end of November, […]
Boy oh boy, today sure is a sexy day, isn’t it? First we have one of my favorite childhood past-times getting the Hustler treatment, and now we have this politely seductive gentleman named John Westwood in New York City. Apparently, the 45 year old man (who wants you to know he is five foot, nine […]
Rule #34 states that “if it exists, there is porn of it.” Which, as I’ve learned in my time as a professor at BootyCallU, is 100%, positively true. Everything from Simpsons characters to robots to ET characters (do NOT Google ET porn, for the sake of your childhood), and now the always innocent shadow puppets. […]
I would like to create an experiment wherein several hundred men are placed in a theater with dual screen goggles on. On one side, their favorite football team is in overtime against its rival, getting ever closer to winning the Super Bowl. And on the other screen? Three of their top picks for sexiest woman […]
Some things are just unprecedented. Like when the lightbulb was first invented, people must have been like, I don’t know what to call this! Is this a special candle with a shell? I don’t understaaaand! Not unlike the invention of the lightbulb, this new addition to the BCU feature set is an unprecedented blog post […]
Hey, I’m the first to admit that sometimes “The Urge” comes, and there is just really nothing that is going to stop you from, well, “popping one off.” That’s one of the many times it’s extremely convenient to have a booty call waiting, because you can give them a ring (or send a booty call […]
Reason #408,970 to stay single: no one knows what women want! After R&B sex symbol Usher began the trending topic “#WhatDoWomenWant” yesterday, Twitter flooded with peoples’ ideas, from the mundane “to be always told their beautiful and good hair babies* ” to the practical “an unbreakable hair tie that always stays with you” […]
Oh, alcohol. Our society has such a strange relationship with you. On one hand, reports call you the substance that makes the most dangerous, negative impact on society as a whole. But then other reports say heavy drinkers outlive non-drinkers. But then also it is inextricably linked to weight gain and liver damage, […]
