I don’t know if you all are old enough to remember “record stores,” because they definitely don’t exist anymore. If you’re completely lost, they were like if iTunes and Wal Mart mixed together and became a big store with ONLY music in the form of CDs and vinyl records. CALM DOWN, I know it […]
I’m sure I don’t need to tell you, but there are 3 reasons to believe that March might actually be the best month of all time: Mardi Gras, St. Patrick’s Day, and March Madness. Starting Monday, you could probably find something totally awesome to do every night of the week, whether it’s watching basketball or […]
It’s Friday, so hooray! But also it’s Friday morning, which means it might as well be Thursday, which means it might as well be Monday morning when my alarm goes off. What I’m saying is, the last few hours of the work week are often the toughest to work through because you’re watching the clock […]
Once again America looks all sorts of boring and closed minded now that I know about this sex themed amusement park in Korea. It’s called Loveland and it’s just off the mainland of Korea on a tiny island called Jeju, and it’s a two-soccer-fields wide park that houses some of the most impressive sex-themed sculptures […]
Just a few weeks ago on Valentine’s Day in San Francisco, FC2s, or the next generation of female condoms, were passed out around the city. Although I can imagine many people taking them with a weird, pained look on their face like someone offering them an acid-washed jean jacket, the message was clear. Protection from […]
Check out the video below, where Jimmy Fallon does a pretty excellent impression in his commercial for “Winning,” the new fragrance by Charlie Sheen. Let’s be clear, I am posting this because Jimmy Fallon is great in it and the video is FUNNY, not because of anything that has to do with Charlie Sheen, okay? […]
Because I feel that Charlie Sheen is flooding the market with Charlie Sheen and the price of Charlie Sheen is about to drop dramatically and he won’t be able to sell himself for practically anything, I’ve decided to end today not with a Charlie Sheen, but instead with a young cheerleader from Memphis losing her […]
More proof has been found that sex is way more “traditional” than marriage! How much more traditional, you ask? Oh I DON’T KNOW maybe like 39 million years and THEN SOME more traditional. According to MSNBC, a Baltic amber fossil has been found which encases two mites doin’ the nasty, and scientists believe it could […]
There is a “stereotype” that African-American movie-goers tend to be more “vocal” during their film-watching experience. That if you were to say, check out a horror film, that the African-American portion of the crowd might be more likely to voice any particular moment of fear, shock, or amazement that the white viewers in the audience. […]
Just when you thought that Charlie Sheen took the cake for the nuttiest weirdo out there, you find out about Reverend Grant Storms, the vehemently anti-gay Christian pastor from Louisiana, was found outside a children’s playground masturbating in his van. According to the Huffington Post, two women spotted him looking a little suspicious by the […]
