What’s it gonna be, dudes? Hair or sex? According to a report by the Boston Globe, you may now have to choose. Recent findings have shown evidence that the hair loss medication (and sometimes prostate medicine) Propecia may be linked to long term sexual deficiency and impotency. Aside from a finding by the […]
So, confession time. God this is embarrassing. ::Deep breath:: I am an idiot. Apparently the astrological zodiac has changed. You know the thing people read their horoscopes from? Yeah. That. It changed. Turns out we’ve been reading it wrong all along or something. Why am I embarrassed about this? OH YEAH BECAUSE I HAVE A […]
First of all, let us all take note that in the game of telephone that we call the internet, this story went from “Why you shouldn’t fall asleep on the F-Train” to “Disgusting homeless man’s stench attracts the wrath of disease-infested rodent.” Can we stop doing that, internet? Poor guy’s week went from “HOLY SH*T […]
FROM VOGUE MAGAZINE: Hair pulling, plate throwing, face punching. The public brawl is, undoubtedly, the must-have piece in fashion this year. Making a brief appearance on the West Coast in an Oakland Denny’s last October, we were first introduced to how flattering for ALL body types the public brawl can really be. It made another […]
The coming weekend of divisional playoff games is set to be an exciting one. You can tell because dudes around the world were already setting their weekend plans before the last game was even over. “SWEET TOUCHDOWN, MARSHAWN but seriously guys down to the real business. Whose house are we going to sh*t all […]
If you recall this past Monday, I was very excited because the world stopped ending for a minute. I owe the pleasant tone of yesterdays posts to that misguided information. Signing onto the internetz today, though, yielded some rather unfortunate news: yup, the world’s still ending. EXHIBIT A: It is currently snowing […]
Yep. You heard me. I’m calling this one early. I know its only two weeks into 2011, but barring some world-record breaking heroine binge, ain’t no celebrities coming even remotely CLOSE to the type of bender that Mr. Charlie Sheen has been on since New Years. According to reports, he still hasn’t come home from […]
Dude. 2011, is the year of the viral video, am I right? I mean, damn, quarters in the belly button, Stephanie Abrams and her innuendo trifecta, girl fight at Munch Time, and now THIS? If videos continue this trend of become more hilarious and unsettling with each passing day, I don’t think I’m going to […]
Well, there goes my hypothesis. I had assumed for the past few years that Steve Jobs himself had been spreading the rumors about finalizing a contract with Verizon as a joke. Like maybe he thought it was just hilarious to watch Verizon users get mad cases of blue balls every three months. Or perhaps he […]
I am a paranoid person. Well, not so much paranoid but terrified of everything. If this happened to me in the middle of my personal Mecca (Super Target [they just put one in my town, HAVE YOU SEEN THEM? OMG.]), I would probably lose my mind, hole up in my room with the doors locked […]
