How sad is it to think that just a few short years ago, this glorious display would have happened and disappeared in just a few short seconds and we would have never seen nor heard anything about it again? We’d have gone about our day completely oblivious to the fact that Donald Trump’s hair tried […]
Ah, Christmas. The joy, the tradition, the cheer, and the 38,446th reason to stay single. The lovely Karen Lueders of Winsonsin (shown in the mug shot above) must not have been feeling the love of the holiday season Monday night, when she was arrested for allegedly biting off her husband’s tongue and injuring his junk […]
Tommy Lee and his infamous ex-wife Pamela Anderson are both pretty die-hard advocates for the animal rights group PETA, so it wasn’t surprising to find out that he was pushing for the release of Tilikum, an orca whale that has killed three people in his time at Sea World. He expressed his disgust at the […]
There are many, many things I would do for $5,000. Some of which are potentially illegal and would reflect poorly upon me as a person but oh well cause FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS. This winter, we’re excited to announce that we’re straight up GIVING AWAY $5,000 in prizes to the people who can make the most […]
From the studio that brought you “Running of the Bulls: Still Dangerous”, comes another tale of Obviously Obvious News: starring OLD DUDES and SEX! This winter comes: OLD MEN ARE STILL INTERESTED IN SEX: A STORY OF DUH and NO DUH and OBVIOUSLY According to an Australian study, old (and I mean OLDER, […]
You know how sometimes you’re flipping channels and you stop on some cartoon or 1990s soap opera or Spanish television when you don’t speak Spanish, but somehow you find yourself watching it for like, 3 hours? And one part of your brain keeps being like, “change this you idiot,” but then the other part of […]
OBC is making national news once again, with our own BCU’s Celebrity Dream Booty Call survey hitting the press. The results were surprising to most, as sports stars stayed near the bottom while the singers and goofy entertainers jumped up to the top! Check out the full release at BusinessWire.
File this under top three million reasons to stay single : you could find out too late that your husband is a steaming pile of douche. That must be what Stacy Ferguson (aka Fergie of the Black Eyed Peas) is thinking about right now. According to reports, her husband (B-list actor Josh Duhamel [okay maybe […]
The best part of December is you are allowed to start adding “of the year” to everything and no one can question you. I’ve been saying, “oh my god this is the best sandwich I’ve had all year!” and “boy, that was the best sex I’ve had all year!” with conviction because hey, there are […]
Look, I know it’s not even really technically winter. I also am fully aware that I live in one of the most moderate climates in America and that right now half the country is under like, 45 feet of snow. Relatively speaking, though, it is friggin’ cold up in hurr. Unfortunately, because of said moderate-climate, […]
