Hot Mess (n): a derogatory term describing a situation, behavior, appearance, etc. that is disastrously bad. Think “faux pas” but times ten. Possible origin is literal (think, steaming dogpile). When ones thoughts or appearance are in a state of disarray but they maintain an undeniable attractiveness or beauty. As you can see, the specifics necessary […]
I always thought it was just a coincidence that football and church fell on the same day of the week. I mean, I guess I always did notice that on certain Sundays my dad was still in his pajamas drinking a beer and watching TV as I was being ushered out into freezing temperatures to […]
Snooki is an interesting conundrum. I mean, on one hand she is like, a vile little pig-roach, but on the other hand she is wildly entertaining to watch, not unlike the Science channel when you see a whale being born or monkeys throwing poop or something equally as disgusting. However, I highly doubt there are […]
There are a lot of things to hate about the Real Housewives of Atlanta. The cat fights, the false senses of entitlement, the gaudy outfits, parties, and jewelry, the whole pickle photoshoot incident and the dudes in makeup come to mind. But then a song like this comes out, and you just think, wow, there […]
People have long mistaken the amino acid Tryptophan as the product in our Thanksgiving turkey dinners that turns us into football watching coma-zombies. However, despite the longstanding myth, the fact of the matter is turkey has less tryptophan in it, percentage wise, than even cheddar cheese. The real thing that makes us sleepy after our […]
There are tons of incredibly good looking celebrities out there. From singers to models to actors and socialites, they’ve got the preternatural good looks and the money to maintain rock hard bodies. But which celeb tops them all? BCU would like to know. So in your yearly multiple choice test, the professors would like […]
Sure, you can take away his ridiculous 1985 hair cut, over-sized glasses, and low-quality green screen background. You can take away his nasally voice and adorably awkward dance moves. You may even take away the fact that this is a Alabama Karaoke competition in the first place. But you know what you CAN’T take away? […]
Ah, the life of a rock star. Partying non-stop, hookin’ up with whoever, whenever, getting naked on camera to the excitement of fans everywhere: IT’S AWESOME! Except when said rock star is actually a 46-year-old mom with a alcohol and Zoloft problem who argues with her kid via Twitter and is really, honestly, only famous […]
Look. We women appreciate a guy who takes care of his body. We like someone who has a close relationship with their family. We definitely like a man who seems to have decent enough pride in cleanliness. However, those three things can easily be true in and of themselves without being in a […]
Taylor Swift is a pretty girl. No one ever said, “Taylor Swift is not a pretty girl.” However, with that curly, high school hair and songs about princesses and Romeo and Juliet, it’s easy to forget that she’s 21 years old and should be reaching the sexy-peak of her adult life. But this weekend, at […]
