It’s stories like this that make me think “good lord, get off their back!” Not unlike the Miley Cyrus salvia story and other tales of celebrities private lives, I feel like the media should back off a bit. Let’s take a look at the Rex Ryan story, shall we? According to Deadspin, someone unearthed some […]
There has been a flurry of these Then and Now photos on the internet recently, and while some of them (re: the second one down) strike me as slightly creepy, I can imagine a mom absolutely LOVING them. Grab your pets, sibling, or decade old diaper, and get snapping! imgs via almagordo, idointernet,& itgirlragdoll @ […]
Of all the memes this year that have milked their 15 minutes, Antoine Dodson of “The Bed Intruder” video fame has really pushed the limits. He’s made appearances in the newscasts and “Top 10” lists, and has now had his own Christmas song and video made, thanks to the comic geniuses (ha, ha, ha) over […]
It’s beginning earlier and earlier these days: the mental disease I have dubbed “maritally induced insanity.” Although it usually takes a few years for people to start going nuts and stabbing each other and singing Christmas carols at the cops, this man in Brazil shows that the crazy disorder can be tipped off just moments […]
In true Christmas spirit, I left most of my shopping for this week. Because nothing says “Merry Christmas to the people I care about most” than a hastily wrapped XXL t-shirt that says Happy St. Patrick’s Day. Actually, that’s not all true. For most of my gift-giving list, I followed my own advice from this […]
Last night was the first Winter Solstice Lunar Eclipse in almost 500 years. We are in the midst of two very unstable wars, we’re experiencing a battle between freedom of the press and security of our nation, immigration and gay rights are hot button issues with people on each of two polar opposite opinions. There […]
Reason #45,823 to stay single: Whatever the hell this is. Shania Twain recently announced excitedly that she is engaged to her long-time boyfriend, Frederic Thiébaud. On her personal website, she stated, “Frederic Nicolas Thiebaud has been a true gift to me as a compassionate, understanding friend and over time, an amazing love has blossomed from […]
Guess what, everyone! Tonight marks the first time in 500 years that a lunar eclipse falls on the same night as the Winter Solstice! I added the exclamation mark because apparently that is a thing that we should be excited about? It is. I learned about it today. Apparently, tonight the Earth will come directly […]
The Lonely Island boys returned on Saturday night’s SNL episode with their sure-to-be-a-classic hit “I Just Had Sex,” featuring maybe-sort-of-rapist Akon. It was a great escape from the recent SNL digital shorts which have been, for a lack of a better word, f*cking terrible. I will definitely be blasting this immediately following doin’ the dirty.
They say “a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down,” so in this scenario I give you a spoonful of the über-sexy Katy Perry to help the Ke$ha vagine pics go down. Please divert your vomit away from the computer monitor. That’s SO Miley: [TMZ] THANKS FOR THE ASS PIC, COCO. NOW NEED EYE […]
