Reason #408,970 to stay single: no one knows what women want! After R&B sex symbol Usher began the trending topic “#WhatDoWomenWant” yesterday, Twitter flooded with peoples’ ideas, from the mundane “to be always told their beautiful and good hair babies* ” to the practical “an unbreakable hair tie that always stays with you” […]
Oh, alcohol. Our society has such a strange relationship with you. On one hand, reports call you the substance that makes the most dangerous, negative impact on society as a whole. But then other reports say heavy drinkers outlive non-drinkers. But then also it is inextricably linked to weight gain and liver damage, […]
As you may or may not know, I have a long standing crush on Keenan Cahill, AKA BeenerKeeKee19952 on YouTube. Something about that pubescent skin and oddly huge head shape and Stone Henge teeth and Billy Crystal hair just stole my heart and did an awkward dance with it. However, I was of course, in […]
In a world full of bad ideas, like, say, orally sodomizing a dog or kissing a hooker, it’s always nice to find out that there are still a few great ideas out there that absolutely couldn’t go wrong. Enter Magnetic Lingerie, developed by Parisian underwear designer Lingerie Dement. The bras and panties in the collection […]
This little guy might only be in 7th grade, but he should consider majoring in The Art Of Walking Nonchalantly to the Endzone, LIKE A BOSS. Awesome work, little dude!
November rages on, and we San Diegans desperately watch the Chargers hang on by a thread, despite their special teams having motor skills rivaling a Parkinson’s victim on cocaine. Unfortunately, we’ve begun to feel the consequences of football season: Monday hangovers, frazzled nerves from our failing fantasy teams, and of course, the extra pounds from […]
Brett Favre can breathe a sigh of relief today knowing that he is not the only (nor the most vile) sports star revealing his business to the world. Rugby player Joel Monaghan tweeted (yes, 100% publicly TWEETED) a photo of himself getting FELLATED by a DOG. According to the reports, he was supposed to be […]
It’s the weekend after Halloween, I know, and you might feel like you exerted all your partying muscles last week, but by all the power that is vested in birthday-week-me, I demand that you make this weekend awesome, in honor of yours truly. So in honor of ME, and because there’s a heat […]
In response to the many ads and billboards and witch-senate-candidates around the country currently protesting masturbation, I give you this hilarious video of a walrus furiously yanking it at an aquarium. This is proof that all animals have to occasionally service themselves. You’ll notice that this is video is titled “Walrus Masturbation 5,” and in […]
Irony (n): an outcome of events contrary to what was, or might have been, expected, or the incongruity of this. So the question is, is a guy in a breathalyzer suit, on Halloween, getting pulled over and arrested for a DUI irony? Or is it a coincidence? Or was it perhaps fate? To be fair, […]
