You read right: the former president of the United States, best known for retaining a surplus in the budget, having an extremely high approval rating, and supporting gays serving openly in the military getting a blowjob from a fat intern, is going to be in the sequel to the Hangover. According to People, “Clinton, who’ll […]
It’s when I hear news like this that I get very sad that we live in the world’s most obese country. And that an overwhelming majority of our politicians are bloated, balding, 65 year old white men. According to news reports, Polish singer Sara May (AKA Katarzyna Szczolek) is running for office in Warsaw, and […]
“The most over-used line in cinema” or not, I will be yelling this at everyone I pass today. Happy Monday, everyone, you look like sh*t!
Don’t worry everyone, Ke$ha still looks like a slutty highlighter set. [Dlisted] 50 Cent totally ruined Keenan Cahill’s recent video. Rude. [Videogum] Mel Gibson has enough firearms and ammunition for a small militia. Oh, good. [TMZ] Kanye isn’t doing his Today Show appearance. SHOCKER. [TheSuperficial] There’s VIDEO of the Glee photo shoot. VIDEO. Thank you […]
Sometimes after a long monotonous week you just feel like you’re in a rut. Perhaps work was stressful or you’ve just been busy, so now that the weekend is here you want to do something out of the ordinary. Partying every weekend at the same bars, seeing the same people, and then waking up on […]
It seems like just yesterday that LeBron James was holding his own hour-long press conference, and Cleveland folk were sobbing and pleading for him to stay while New York citizens offered up free blow jobs for life if he joined the Knicks and Miami was like, “we got Bosh and Wade, so, […]
There are several amazing, incredible, awesome, wonderful things about this Friday. For one — it’s Friday. IT’S FRIDAY! For two, this guy in Kentucky tried to unreasonably inflate the price of this riding mower to his friend so his friend cut off his beard and forced him to eat it. THANKS, MSNBC, FOR MAKING […]
After all the creepy drive-through sex shops and dudes with their oral sex requests all over the place, I feel like we could all use a little mind rinse with the sexiest women in fashion: that’s right: THE VICTORIA’S SECRET FASHION SHOOOOOW. The actual prime time event isn’t premiering until the end of November, […]
Boy oh boy, today sure is a sexy day, isn’t it? First we have one of my favorite childhood past-times getting the Hustler treatment, and now we have this politely seductive gentleman named John Westwood in New York City. Apparently, the 45 year old man (who wants you to know he is five foot, nine […]
Rule #34 states that “if it exists, there is porn of it.” Which, as I’ve learned in my time as a professor at BootyCallU, is 100%, positively true. Everything from Simpsons characters to robots to ET characters (do NOT Google ET porn, for the sake of your childhood), and now the always innocent shadow puppets. […]
