Personally, I’ve never had something shock me enough to make me spit out whatever I just took a drink of. Something funny, on the other…. whew. I am the QUEEN of laughing so hard things come out my nose. Interesting fact: Miso soup hurts like a million needles dipped in fire when coming out your […]
Lamar Odom talked about he and Khloe’s sex life and also BARF [TheSuperficial] Only the satanic sounds of Creed could save this boy from a pack of wolves. [OhNoTheyDidnt] Macaulay Culkin knows how to move on… LIKE A BOSS [The Superficial] Jim Carrey went from a crazed anti-immunization freak to a 25 year old singer. […]
Often, after a long weekend of drinking, I announce to myself (between vomit heaves) that I really need to detox. No drinking, no fried foods, lots of vegetables, gallons of water… that sort of thing. However, as I get older and realize you don’t have to pour alcohol into your brain with fury every 6th […]
Gamer chick gone Daily Show correspondent turned sitcom star Olivia Munn has been in the news quite a bit recently, for wearing revealing panties on the cover of Maxim (SHOCKER), for allegedly hooking up with Justin Timberlake, and for starring in last nights premiere of the NBC show “Perfect Couples”. Now, I haven’t really had […]
Uh ohhh, AWK-WAAARD. According to an article at LiveScience, 40% of young adults in relationships are unsure as to whether or not the relationship is exclusive. An Oregon State University poll asked 434 couples, some married and some not, about whether or not the relationship was monogamous. Jocelyn Warren, the study researcher, noted that almost […]
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Reason #163,583 to not get married: your husband might cheat on you with a neo-Nazi and then marry someone who looks EXACTLY her like, seriously 6 months later. Apparently attempting to legitimize the sanctity of marriage, Jesse James has come out announcing that he is engaged to tattoo-artist Kat Von D, after bring her to […]
**FIRST OF ALL, REAL QUICK. The company that put this poll on, Wet lubricants, claims to be the best-selling line of intimacy products in the world, which is one of those claims that makes me wonder if there is any sort of moral obligation to tell the TRUTH in advertising. I mean, OBC is the […]
Sometimes I think that people wake up one morning and just think, “You know what would be great? Getting on an episode of World’s Dumbest Criminals! So great, and definitely good for our reputations at criminals.” Then again, there is a reason they are given the title ‘World’s Dumbest’, and it’s because there was probably […]
A video hit the internet last weekend that made us all squirm in our seats. It’s called Baby Yoga, and it starred a Russian lady swinging a baby around her backyard like a friggin’ ribbon-dancer. Speculation was that it couldn’t possibly be real, I mean, who in their right mind would swing a baby around […]
